Inspiring Quotes & Witticisms
“There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty”
― Monty Python
If you can’t be witty, be interesting… and failing that, check out these inspiring gifts that may say more about yourself than the person receiving them.
Message in a Bottle 💊 Capsule Letters
There is a blank piece of paper inside each capsule - you can write whatever you would like on it. A novel way to show your feeling to others.
Shakespeare Lexicon and Quotation Dictionary
More than 50,000 exact quotations. Each is precisely located, so that you can easily refer back to the plays or poems themselves, if you wish context.
Positive Duck 🐥 Knitted Doll
A delightful companion that brings smiles and spreads positive vibes wherever you go! This adorable knitted duck, with its special positive card, is a unique and creative way to uplift your friends.
Important Things to Remember
A timeless collection of wisdom on love, friendship, respect, individuality, and honesty from the beloved PBS series Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
Occupy Mars T-shirt 👽
In a cosmic twist, Earthlings, tired of traffic jams, decided to Occupy Mars instead, with Elon Musk's SpaceX party rovering through the red rock rush hour.
Economy Class Survivalist YGL
A witty, high-quality T-shirt for travellers who've mastered the art of surviving cramped airline seating & lukewarm inflight meals. 100% ring-spun cotton.
Good Moaning France 🇫🇷
Now you can 'spook Fronch' like the policeman in ’Allo ’Allo!
Based on a favourite character from the BBC TV sitcom.
The John Wayne Code 🤠
This stunning, gift-worthy book makes the perfect companion for any John Wayne fan who wants to make their life a little more legendary.
Words to Live By Every Day
This Just Speaks to Me, number-one New York Times best-selling author Hoda Kotb offers inspiration, wisdom, and hope 365 days a year.
Yo, Blair!: Tony Blair's Disastrous Premiership
This book address one simple question: "Why did Blair end up being such an obsequious servant to US policy on Iraq?"
Inspirational Stainless Steel Bangle ❤️
This Inspirational Stainless Steel Bangle reads “always and forever no matter what” hidden on the inside. A simple bangle but full of meaning.
Lord of the Rings Pop-Up Greeting Card 💌
Worthy of the love between Aragorn and Arwen, the cover features Arwen's necklace symbol design and says "I Would Rather Share One Lifetime With You..."
The Wisdom of the Native Americans
This collection of writings from revered Native Americans offers timeless, meaningful lessons on living and learning.
🧦 "Dad The Man, The Myth, The Legend"
A great gift for Dad whether it's Father's Day, his birthday or Christmas. Material: 80% Cotton, 17% Polyester and 3% Elastane.
Wise Words from Influential Women
This stunning book celebrates strong female leadership throughout history and empowers current and future generations to find their voices.
What Would Orwell Think 👁️🗨️ T-Shirt
George Orwell might be baffled by politicians using doublespeak so advanced that even his "1984" Newspeak would seem straightforward.
INDIA - 'I'll Never Do It Again' Zip Hoodie
A standard, traditional zip hoodie for everyday wear. Classic, generous, boxy fit.
Inspire Me! 📚 Book of Quotations
Inspire Me! is a compilation of quotes from people both widely and never before published.
You Can Quote Me On This 📚
A beautifully written book of quotes that will uplift you, awaken your consciousness, empower your true self, and challenge your thoughts and beliefs.
And I Will Always Love You 🍺 Glass Mug
For your Partner on that Special Occasion! ❤️ DURABLE AND HIGH QUALITY MUG. This gift is not just about the wit and humour, its also about quality.
Words to Live By
An inspiring collection of quotes that offer wisdom, courage, and hope. Written with wit and warmth, this book is the ideal companion to tuck beside your bed.
White Ceramic Novelty Mug ☕
Pretty self-explanatory, this mug is full of attitude. We all know a special someone that this mug would suit perfectly.
Jolene, You can have him T-Shirt 👕
The standard, traditional t-shirt for everyday wear. Classic, generous, boxy fit and double-needle hems and neck band for durability.
Quotes from Ruth Bader Ginsburg
An inspired collection of some of the most empowering and impactful quotes from the powerhouse associate justice of the US Supreme Court.
"Here Comes Trouble" 👚 Women's T-Shirt
A Premium T-shirt with "Here Comes Trouble" printed on the front and "There Goes Trouble" printed on the back. Perfect for that special person in your life 😉
Love Each Day Unisex T-shirt
Inspired by the claustrophobic brilliance of 'The Descent'. It’s dark, visceral and a reminder to cherish the sunshine before the headlamp flickers out.
Love Each Day - The Descent
Embrace the grit of a cult classic with the 'Love Each Day' Descent-inspired t-shirt. Featuring high-contrast, artistic renderings of the iconic ice-cave descent. A must-have for any horror movie fanatic or collector of unique cinema apparel.
Great Quotes From Great Women 📅
Begin each day with timeless insights and inspiration from the world's greatest heroes, leaders, artists, scientists, and history-makers!
Awake But Not Woke 🧢 Baseball Cap
Made of 100% cotton, vintage and classic style. Adjustable metal buckle back closure, great fit for most head sizes ensuring comfort at all times.
'Is it safe?' 'Marathon Man' Artwork🦷
Pain or Pain Relief : Drill or Oil of Cloves : It's your choice. Just tell me... Is it safe?
'Money Never Sleeps' Decorative Wall Art 🖼️
This 'Money Never Sleeps' Canvas Art Print will look stunning on any interior wall. Professional artwork is used for a sharp hi-resolution image.
The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump 💐🦋🌷
What poetry lurks in Donald Trump? Discover the mercurial lyrical genius of Donald Trump today! It’s a new word order.
Essentials Planner Stickers 🏷️
Dozens of empowering stickers, with words, phrases, and quotes to stay focused and motivated as you plan and prioritize.
Born to Rum 🍹 T-Shirt
Born to Rum - Whether you're a runner or a rum enthusiast (or both!) this will define your meaning in life!
🧘 Mindfulness Meditation in Everyday Life
In 1994, no one predicted that Mindfulness Meditation would launch itself onto bestseller lists nationwide selling 750,000 copies to date.
Never Has Trump Ever 💬
Make America Laugh Again! This game will have you laughing, crying, and venting with friends about the endless stream of insanity spewing from the leader of the free world.
Soná Prison Break Guard's Baseball Cap 👮
As made famous in the classic TV series 'Prison Break' . Now you too can wear the official cap - 'Penitenciaría Federal de Soná'
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