If the Broom Fits, Ride it…


“Halloween is the only time I can convince others that my children are monsters.”
― unknown


Halloween is by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch. If you have other plans for October 31st, why not check out some of these gruesome goodies. Come on! It’s the one time of the year when you can officially make a complete tit of yourself.


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Universal Studios Frankenstein Mask

10. Universal Studios Frankenstein Mask

Officially licensed by Universal Studios, this overhead latex frankenstein’s monster mask stretches into place and stays in place. Worth the money if you want to resemble old Boris. Not a cheaply made item. One size fits most, though you might have to adjust eyes and mouth a bit. Believe me, buying this mask is a lot easier than trying to make your own (been there, done it). Buy it here.



Haunted Doll with Sound

9. Haunted Doll with Sound

How about this creepy little doll for the kiddies? You won’t have to worry if they end up dragging it by the feet through the garden. The ‘Haunted Doll with Sound’ is a sound-activated prop. When activated, the doll says the following phrases: “Come play with me.”, “I’m watching you.” and “You dropped me and I broke and that made me angry.” Spooky! She has a rigid PVC head, hands and feet, and uses 2 AA batteries (included). Height is about 15 inches. I just wish it was motion activated!  Buy it here.